White coat. Heels.
I'm going to jail i love you
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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