Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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