I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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