called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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