My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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