oh god the rape fog is back!
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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