I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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