How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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