I'm gonna have a badass scar
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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