And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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