I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
My breath smells like gin and sadness
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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