They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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