YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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