My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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