who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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