I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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