If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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