Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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