we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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