So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
false alarm. still invincible.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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