hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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