My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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