ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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