eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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