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For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I just forgot I was standing up.
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