I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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