Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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