I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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