I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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