call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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