My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Houston, we have a squirter
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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