Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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