i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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