Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
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