I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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