Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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