Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Randomize