OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Send help, water and tortillas.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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