Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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