Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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