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I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
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