I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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