She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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