My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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