Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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