Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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