I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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