His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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