Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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