This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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