at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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