Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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