whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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