Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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