i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
this will be a night to untag.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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