The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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