I'm eating all of the evidence.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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